Me: Ah! The perfect X-mas tree! (grabs axe) Tree: NO NO SERIOUSLY I AM A HOBO! Me: Prove it! Sing a X-mas song. Hobo: Jingle bells Jingle.. Me: As I said... A! The perfect X-mas tree! (grabs axe and chops hobo-tree down)

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  Me: Ah! The perfect X-mas tree! (grabs axe) Tree: NO NO SERIOUSLY I AM A HOBO! Me: Prove it! Sing a X-mas song. Hobo: Jingle bells Jingle.. Me: As I said... A! The perfect X-mas tree! (grabs axe and chops hobo-tree down)

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  Moral: Digs up tree and brings it to the forest, finds too lazy to beg hobo and kills him, two good deeds in one day.

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  Actually, money is me of cotton, not paper.